November 14, 2006

She Blinded Me With Items

The New York Post ran this item today, 'WHICH ivory tickler, frequently caught drunken driving, is back on the sauce? The musician has stopped in a few of his local bars and had a few drinks, only to leave the bartenders no tip . . . WHICH singer had to deliver her child via Cesarean because of a raunchy STD her estranged husband gave her?' The first is obviously Billy Joel and considering how gross the Fedster is, we'll guess poor Brit Brit for the second. Another blind item ran a few months ago about a reality show star that couldn't gain weight because she had gastric bypass surgery back when she was chubby, which sounds a lot like Nicole Richie. That item has re-emerged, only now the girl had the surgery reversed which would explain why Nicole only stayed in the facility for one day and was out at the clubs the next night. Nothing, however, explains her decision to wear a bikini in public. Gross.