December 5, 2006

What A Way To Make A Livin'

Poor Jessica Simpson totally dropped the ball over the weekend during a performance at The Kennedy Center Honors. For our readers overseas, these are like super prestigious awards in Washingon, D.C. at The Kennedy Center and the President and First Lady attend as well as foreign dignitaries and Hollywood peeps. If there is one place to be prepared and on point, this would be it. During a performance of "9 to 5" in homage to Dolly Parton, one of this year's honorees, Jessica appeared to forget the words, mumbled "so nervous" and walked off the stage. At least she didn't do an Irish jig like her little sis Ashlee did when she messed up on Saturday Night Live, but it was still a big no-no for a seasoned performer like Miss Simpson. When the performers returned to the stage to take their bows, Jessica was in tears. Papa Joe has not released a statement regarding the flub. In related news, Nick just bought into a minor league baseball team in Seattle as one-third owner. We love Nick.