January 2, 2007

New Year, New You

Britney Spears hosted the New Year's party at Pure in Vegas and continued with the 'look at how thick my thighs are' theme. There were initial reports that Brit Brit was wasted drunk and passed out at the party which prompted her manager, Larry Rudolph, to release a statement to the Associated Press. "By about one o'clock, she was just done, so we took her out. She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep." He continued, "There is nothing out of the ordinary here." We beg to differ. Larry, and we can not emphasize this enough, she needs a stylist. Please. You're our only hope.