March 7, 2007

The Britney Breakdown Song

Dear Lord, please do not let Brit Brit hear this song on the radio as she's heading in and out of rehab for her AA meetings. That would not bode well for her fragile mind at this point. Last week's word from the London tabloids was that the Britster scribbled 666 on her head, tried to hang herself with a bedsheet and was screaming at the staff, "I am the anti-Christ!" Not good. Her manager, Larry Rudolph, has denied that she tried to commit suicide and that she rented an entire wing of the center for herself to be away from other people. As for the writing on her body, the photo below explains itself. Get well soon little Britster.