March 8, 2007

How Much Is That Child In The Window?

Officials in Vietnam have confirmed that Angelina has filed papers to adopt a 4-year-old boy from an orphanage that they visited in November. The country's laws do not allow for unmarried couples to adopt so Angelina filed individually, but Brad will officially adopt the child when he moves to their New Orleans home. The process usually takes 4 months but will be expedited as Angelina will make a $2 million donation to the orphanage on the day that she purchases, er, adopts the child. Why didn't Madonna think of that? Oh wait, she did.