March 9, 2007

Live To Tell

Madonna's former nanny, Melissa Dumas, has been shopping around for a major publisher to bring her tell-all book to readers around the world. Fun! 'Sample chapters and chapter summaries provide a laundry list of alleged details pertaining to Madonna's marriage to Ritchie, their children's behavior, the family's participation in Kabbalah, and the motivation behind Madonna's decision to adopt a boy from Malawi.' How could Madonna let this happen, you ask? Well, after Melissa ended her employ she was asked to sign a confidentiality agreement. She declined to sign it and voila! Here we are. Madonna and Guy have been in Los Angeles recently where they celebrated Purim at the Kaballah Center, hence the costumes. We know they will not take this lying down and expect to hear from their counsel momentarily. Let the games begin.