March 28, 2007

Paris And Pals

It is becoming more and more evident that Paris Hilton bought herself some new boobs. The girl that said boob-jobs were gross and that she loves her flat chest, has apparently changed her mind. As long as she's changing things, perhaps she should change the number of guys that she's had sex with because no one is buying what she's selling. TWO! Now Tori Spelling's little brother, Randy, is telling his story of taking Paris virginity, "We were together for like two months." Spelling said. "We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn't check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma's there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later." Following another break-up with Stavros Niarchos, Paris has moved on to Ashlee Simpson's ex-boyfriend, actor Josh Henderson. In what can be described as a repeat performance, Lohan was seen at Chateau Marmont over the weekend with Stavros. She also hooked up with him the last time he and Paris broke up. That led to all those months of delicious girlfights that launched a thousand blogs. No word from camp Paris.