March 21, 2007

You Can't Spell Dannielynn Without DNA

Court TV's Jean Casarez has confirmed that a DNA test was done this morning on Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern. Anna Nicole Smith's psycho birth mother, Virgie Arthur, was there as well so she can keep her eye on the money, er, baby. The sample was flown from the Bahamas to Ohio where it will be compared to determine whether or not Howard K. Stern or Larry Birkhead is the father. Our money is on Birkhead. Or Danny DeVito. Whichever.