April 5, 2007

I'm Single, Y'All

Star magazine is reporting that the details of Brit and Kevin's divorce settlement are a lot more interesting than anyone thought. Apparently Brit was under the impression that there was a chance of the marriage working out and asked him, "Do you really want to do this?" when they met to finalize the divorce. Kevin was really supportive of her while she was in rehab because he wanted her to get help, but had no plans of actually getting back together with her. When the two stepped out to smoke cigarettes during the negotiation Brit told him, "You're the biggest mistake I've ever made, but thank you for my babies." (Speaking of mistakes, Kim Kardashian apparently saw Brit have sex with a random guy in the bathroom of a club while Brit was all coked up.) Brit and Kevin will split custody 50/50 and Brit will pay $25,000 a month in child support to Kevin for each son. He will reportedly also receive half the proceeds of the house they shared which is on the market for $13.5 million, and he can keep all the gifts she gave him during the relationship. The agreement is specific that K-Fed can not write a book about their marriage, which is a relief because we're pretty sure her fans could not take anymore disappointment. They've been through enough.