May 24, 2007

Does This Outfit Make Me Look Fat?

You know how people are always asking that question and everyone usually lies? Well, we have never been one to lie to a friend (or a fading pop star) so we'll just come out and say it. Yes, that outfit does make you look fat. Inevitably, the pudgy girl that asks it will get all pissed off and try to get people to gang up on the bearer of the truth, but hey, life goes on. Honesty really is the best policy and if you don't want to hear the answer, don't ask the question. OR...cover that shit up already.