May 20, 2007

It's Time To Fire Ken Paves

All good things must come to pass and Jessica Simpson now knows that all too well. She and John Mayer are officially dunzo after 9 months of dating and there are a slew of theories as to what caused the break. We happen to think that Mayer, a simple guy from Connecticut, could not deal with her over the top father/manager and his insistence that she dress like a whore from the Bronx. But that's just us. Above she's with John in Hollywood, then as the hostess of the Pussycat Dolls celebration and then at Cannes where she's hawking a movie that hasn't even started filming yet. Cheese.