June 10, 2007

Girl, Interrupted

The last time we went up to the lake, Mel Gibson got a Dee-Wee. This past weekend we again visited our hometown, and Paris Hilton jumped in and out of jail like it's her job. Thanks to Prinny, we arrived home to learn of Hilton's new career (see below), and found her statement which concludes with our troops overseas. Paris didn't mention that she's in a "health" facility that's more like a hospital than a jail, but obviously there is a great writer on staff over at Hilton's new law firm:

Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge's decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff's concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.
This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.
As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake. I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.
I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world."

As we said, jail is so not cool, and we imagine it to be a nightmare from which you can't wake up from. Sort of like Paris herself.