July 18, 2007

Even Brit Brit Is Getting All British On Us

Brit Brit has had a very busy week. She fired everybody around her and is now handling her own business affairs. Now we have hoped for a long, long, long time that Camp Spears would hire a stylist for Miss Thing. Now Camp Spears does not exist. Probably not so good for our dream of that stylist. In other Brit news, everyone was clamoring on about how she was dating her manny, bodyguard, Daimon (above). This is not true and we read that he has a boyfriend named Sam. Despite how things seem on the outside, we have faith Britney will make a huge comeback. Allegedly, she will perform at the MTV Music Awards being held at The Palms in Vegas. Owner George Maloof is totally Brit's BFF and he totally owes her after he introduced Brit to Paris. Oh, and Brit bought a Terrier puppy to add to her menagerie. His name is London.