July 30, 2007

Well Said, Mr. Schneider

Lohan was set to appear on Leno to promote her flop of a movie, "I Know Who Killed Me" but couldn't make it because of that DUI mess last week. Rob Schneider replaced her, as her, and a good laugh was had by all. Except Dina Lohan. She said she was "disappointed" and thanked Craig Ferguson for not joking at the expense of her meal ticket. Schneider released this statement to People magazine this morning:
"When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I'll have an ounce of respect for her! I don't care if her parents are both crummy – you cannot blame your parents anymore. She's not a kid. Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life."

"I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there's so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan. I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself. She's very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who'd trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is."