October 23, 2007

If I Could, I Would

First off, we apologize for not posting in ten days, but we had a momentarily lapse of judgment when we placed our laptop on a ledge. The screen is still broken and unusable after falling from a great height, but the rest of the computer is A plus. Way to go, Toshiba Satellite. Our little soldier is now hooked up to a separate monitor. Getting back to the reason we're all here...Brit Brit and her recent accomplishment. She passed her drug tests and has regained custody of her children. Even the Fedster's lawyer was speaking highly of Brit in the press. That was some payout those lawyers accommodated his lifestyle with and well done, Britney's lawyer. Speaking of, Britney's lawyer also settled that hit and run case out of court. Now that Brit is celebrating, she got lip injections and was photographed from a helicopter dancing in her backyard, the results of which you see above. We have a lot of catching up to do so we're not even going to get into the spray-on tan issue, funky weave, or the teeny, tiny leopard print bikini on those big ol' hips. There is not enough time in the night. Lohan awaits.