November 13, 2007

Home For The Holidays

The lovely Lindsay Lohan has started her community service as punishment for her 2 DWI/coke possession mishaps. Her father is still crazy as you can see above, and her mother is currently filming a reality show out on the Island. The boyfriend, Riley, is still in the picture and allegedly wrote the following on his myspace blog: 'ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. WE. DO. NOT. WANT. she had the nerve to ask us to be on. no thanks!' Riley went on to write, 'Our place in ny is getting decked out, cant wait to move.. should be mid-december.' [Obviously Riley and Lohan share a common dislike of proper punctuation.] Now, we heard that Lohan was headed home east, and we're not sure if the city is ready. Remember her hijinks back in the day? At least she can take cabs, but still. New York is nowhere for a recovering alchoholic/druggie to be living. Just ask Natasha Lyonne. Who? Exactly.