May 12, 2008

Jailhouse Rock

Amy Winehouse has become the modern-day Keith Richards and we can only hope she divorces that gross husband of hers that is still in jail. Nice marriage. He's in jail. Weird. The latest gossip has her hooking up with the assistant to her manager. (above...the asst.) Anyway, Winehouse was supposed to record the title song to the next Bond film, but her friend and producing partner, Mark Ronson, said she's "not ready." Amy was also arrested twice in the past month, once for head-butting a guy in a pub, and once for smoking crack on that video. Ouch.